Friday, February 18, 2005

Comprende Mystery Machine?

From the files of "Why Do I Even Bother With These People?"

I call today to get a haircut appointment...

Girl: I can get you in Sunday at 11. Is that okay?
Me: That would be GREAT! I am totally overdue for a cut.
Girl: That happens.
Me: Seriously. I used to have a Scooby Doo. Now I'm just Shaggy.
Girl: (big pause) Okay, so that's Sunday at 11.
Me: (mumbling) Yeah, thanks.

I don't even speak their language.