Wednesday, March 09, 2005

I SAID Shut the *&%@# Up!!

I'm a sharer. A giver. And today I am passing on my hard-earned knowledge on to you.

If you own (as I do) a fancy schmancy Whirlpool Duet Dryer (mine was a consolation prize for having to move to BF Oklahoma - I DO NOT want to know what you had to do to get yours) this lesson is for you......

When you have the "Wrinkle Release" button set so that, upon completion of the dry cycle the unit will turn back on every SIX FREAKING MINUTES to fluff the clothes then beep obnoxiously FOUR FREAKING TIMES to let you know that they are fluffed and ready for removal, that if you IGNORE the beast and it's cranium-rattling beeps for an entire TWO HOURS, it will finally SHUT THE HELL UP!!!