Thursday, March 10, 2005

Silver Lining Optional

For the second time this week, it is pushing 2:30 and I STILL have not taken a shower.

I imagine myself walking in a delightful Pig Pen-esque cloud of my own filth and noxious gases. If I didn't have to go INSIDE the school to pick up my son at 3:15, I might NEVER get in the shower.

I like showers, really I do, it's the post-shower make-up application and hair tussling that I dislike. If Sinead hadn't ruined bald for the rest of us, I might consider it a viable option.