Friday, April 08, 2005

Fight Club

Occasionally (by which I mean today, but, um, it's happened before)I will hit MYSELF really hard in the face.

Nothing like a left upper cut outta NOWHERE, landing on your cheekbone right below the corner of your eye, to wake you up and get you going in the morning.

Apparently, it would seem, that I am mad at me.

Was I talking shit about myself whilst I slumbered? Was I touching myself inappropriately and thus offended myself? Okay, that can't be it because that happens ALL the time. Maybe it was an accident. Yeah, that's it, an accident.

Just in case it wasn't...

Dear me,
If you are somehow, inexplicably, angry at me, I would just like to say

GET IN LINE BIATCH!!!