Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Grab Some Joe and Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em

Hi.

My name is AJ.

*HI AJ*

I am thirty-six years old and I am an utter disgrace to womanhood. (hides face in shame - possibly some sniveling)

*TELL US ABOUT IT AJ*

Well, I've been putting on make-up for, what, I think about twenty years now. (sniff)

*THAT'S A LONG TIME AJ*

Yes, I know it's a long time. And that's the point. You would think by now that I would be able to put on mascara and not stab myself in the fucking motherfucking balls shit gaaaaah! fuckity-fuck-fuck eyeball. But apparently I can not. (again, hanging head in shame)

*APPLAUSE*
*GOOD SHARING*
*LET IT OUT*
*WE HEAR YOU*