Monday, May 23, 2005

Here's Your Sign

In the paper this Sunday there was an article for a new book entitled "Is He Cheating on You? 829 Telltale Signs."

HO-LY SHIT!

EIGHT FREAKING HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE SIGNS?

What ISN'T a sign? Anything? Anything?

On behalf of women everywhere, I apologize to men in advance for the amount of freaked out and suspicious chicks this unmitigated shit is going to create.

Unless you ARE cheating (and I can tell because the vents in your car have been moved). In that case... GO TO HELL!!