Saturday, May 28, 2005

It's the Next Exit After Jelly Belly & If You Get to Jelly Knees You've Gone Too Far

Last night, as I was getting the kids their last drinks of water, I decided that I needed a snack. Obviously they couldn't know about it because...

1 - I didn't want to get THEM snacks

2 - I was about to pilfer candy from their stash

So I did what any one would do in my situation - I shoved that bag of jelly beans down my pants and sauntered up the stairs like I owned the place.