Sunday, June 19, 2005

Happy Father's Day

To my husband - who not only made breakfast (pancakes and bacon) but who is also, as I sip root beer and illegally download music, is grilling chicken with my favorite sesame & ginger marinade (Oh Lawry's! Is there no limit to the supremely tasty sodium laden items your company can produce? You had me at Seasoned Salt.)

To my dad - It makes me happy just to be around you. I would never EVER tell you this, but if all three of the step-sisters (and their spouses AND their kids) dropped off the face of the earth tomorrow, I would be so overjoyed I think my head would explode.

If you are reading this and

- you are a good dad - Happy Father's Day!

- you are a shitty dad - Please do us all a favor and go drown yourself.