Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Red Blech!

I tried Red Bull for the first time today.

Who drinks this crap? My first sip brought to mind the Friends episode when Phoebe tastes one of Monica's mockolate chip cookies and says, "Oh, Sweet Lord, this is what evil must taste like." Apparently evil is a drink as well.

The only thing it "gave wings" to was my lunch, as it seemed so offended by Red Bull's mcnasty taste that it tried to exit the premesis. Only sheer will power on my part kept it in it's place.

But by god, I drank the whole damn can.

The things I do to keep from wasting $1.99.