Thursday, June 16, 2005

Square of Hideous Times Infinity to the Bazillionth Power

Why is it that the odds of you running into someone you know are increased inversely and exponentially by the amount of time you were actually able to spend getting ready to exit your home prior to running said errand?

In other words...

If you spent an hour showering, decorating and anointing your body, you will meet only strangers. Unattractive strangers.

If you roll out of bed so that your hair in back is sticking up like an angry weasel and you still have yesterday's mascara smeared under your eyes and the hamper rummaged clothes you threw on are stained and or / slightly odorous, you will run into your old high school boyfriend. Or Brad Pitt.