Thursday, June 02, 2005

Then I Don't Wanna Be Right

The hub has one of those BBQ spatulas that is rediculously huge.

Manufactured-by-ACME huge.

Who-me-need-to-compensate? huge.

I think the appeal is that you can pick up more than one hamburger at once with it. Or an entire chicken. Or Rhode Island.

Everytime I take it out of the dishwasher I just want to take a giant two-handed swing with it and just SMACK him in the ass.

Is that wrong?