Wednesday, July 13, 2005

I'm Telling Your Mother

Really.

How HARD hard is it to actually FLUSH a toilet?

My freaking THREE YEAR OLD has been on board with this motion for a good seven months.

Yet I am CONSTANTLY conflabulated to find myself facing yet ANOTHER public toilet filled with (yeah, okay, let's not paint the ENTIRE sordid picture).

No, no, the toilet isn't broken. When I push the button or the handle or WHATEVER with my foot, it whisked the offending material(s) away promptly.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???!!!