Thursday, July 07, 2005

No Poe No Mo

I hate poetry.

There. I said it. It just felt so right. I think I'll say it again.

I hate poetry.

Unless you count Dr. Seuss. He rocks.

Okay, and limericks because I like dirty things.

I will read anything - ANYTHING - including the back of every product bottle in my bathroom whilst brushing my teeth. But I just. can. not. STAND poetry.

So I will now also state that the blogs I hate most (in no particular order) are:

- poetry blogs

- political rant blogs

- knitting blogs (Why are you typing? Go make a sweater or something.)

- advertisement only blogs (the ONLY exception being the blog solely devoted to the treatment of genital warts because the pictures, oh merciful heavens the pictures)

- god help us, poker blogs.