Monday, August 15, 2005

Shit Happens

The Podunk, Nebraska town my aunt lives in (and from whence we have just returned) is a route many bikers take to Sturgis.

The local radio station, in addition to broadcasting pork and beef futures, loosely disguised gossip and bad repartee, also gives a daily report of biker fatalities. On Wednesday, they reported this one....

A biker from Texas was killed when an item fell off the truck he was following. He attempted evasive maneuvers but to no avail. He was struck and killed.

The item? A Port-o-Potty.

Apparently it was his turn to go.