Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Candyman?

I have such a phobia about looking at my reflection in a mirror in a darkened room that I can't even MAKE myself do it. The other night, when I was taking one of the monsters to the bathroom at even-god-is-asleep o'clock in the morning, I TRIED to do it (why? I don't KNOW why, sometimes I just try stuff). But the minute I lifted my head, my eyes snapped shut and refused to open.

If I've messed MYSELF up this much, what the hell am I doing to my poor impressionable children?