Thursday, November 02, 2006

Where the Wind Comes Peepin'...

Holy Mother of Monkeys - it WINDY!

I went to Target today and I almost didn't get my groceries out of the cart and into my vehicle because it was blowing so hard. It actually BLEW the bread right out of the grocery bag. I'm not kidding, it's that windy.

It also REPEATEDLY blew open the neck of my sweater. Considering that I was trying to unload groceries into my vehicle, this meant that when I would bend over it would blow it so open that you could see my ENTIRE TORSO!!!

Stupid pervert wind!

And you two! Yeah, I said you two! Over there! PRETENDING to mow the grass! Show's over! Move along!!